The “Cleanse Patch“.

I’m all for alternative viewpoints on medicine, but seriously…the colon? Are you going to rub my foot and make me spray shit like a firehose? Or will it simply make my colon feel better? Come to think of it, my colon has been kind of listless and uninspired lately. Maybe I need to visit a certified “Reflexologist”.

Does anybody know how these things work? What causes them to turn black? How do they extract “smog” from your bloodstream? Do people in “asia” actually use these?