Your “economic stimulus” refund should arrive in the mail, or your bank account, soon. Be a good citizen for once and give it all to veterans and their families. You can pledge to do so on my Facebook group: Donate Your Economic Stimulus to Veterans and Their Families.
Bad reasons for not joining this group:
1) “The […]

To be frank, I should be kicking the crap out of the comics on these sites.
In addition to running for Senate, Poet is also running for top web comic. At right I have added two buttons that take you to TopWebComics.com and TheWebComicList.com. You may vote at the former every 16 hours or so — […]

…that a Google search for “gender issues” turns me up fourth in line (and after this post, probably higher). I’ve technically never done a strip that was openly about questions of gender. Even Gender War is more about “women’s issues” or “women’s rights” than it is about questions of what IS gender. On the other […]

41 - Pope Benedict
56 - The Muslim Joke Book
68 - Christmas for Halloween

Today I upped the only series of strips that ever got me in trouble with a publisher, for not-even-graphic depictions of adolescent sex. What, do they think this shit isn’t actually going in?
Psychojesus Biblequeen, Part I

Many have been asking me where all my archives are, especially 1-20. This is addressed briefly in the FAQ. However, I make a special note here on those specifically falling in the range 1-35.
When I started this comic strip, I obviously had no clue what I was doing. Not only could I not draw, I […]

Google the word “pro-patriarchist“. That’s right. I invented it. And I’m claiming it with and without the hyphen: pro-patriarchist, propatriarchist, pro-patriarchism, and propatriarchism. As long as I’m here, I claim all the other parts of speech, too:
pro-patriarchically, propatriarchically
pro-patriarchistic, propatriarchistic
pro-patriarchate, propatriarchate (technically already a word, but I’m giving it a second meaning. Don’t worry, I’m a […]

Apparently when I added the series “Poet vs. Gus, First Blood” I forgot to post the last part, which is sort of important. So here’s half an archive update.
72 - Poet vs. Gus, First Blood, Part IV

Upon receiving notice of the coming “economic stimulus” refund in the mail recently, I was immediately disgusted that this money is being given to me to spend on electronics and mortgages when it should be going to disabled veterans and their families. I started a Facebook group called Donate Your Economic Stimulus to Veterans and […]

Being a serial artist has given me a unique perspective on self-discipline. People are often impressed that I’ve been able to create Poet every week for three and a half years with hardly a break. One of the truths I have discovered in this process is the importance of creating bad art. That is, there […]

Series: Poet Abandoned (6 Strips)

53 - Poet for Senate ‘06
54 - Poet for Senate ‘06: Meet the Media
55 - Poet for Senate ‘06: The Offensive

69 - Poet vs. Gus, First Blood, Part I
70 - Poet vs. Gus, First Blood, Part II
71 - Poet vs. Gus, First Blood, Part III

31 - The Darkest Season
37 - From Paciotti’s to Pucci’s
38 - The Don’t Do Drugs Awareness Crew

The Invisible Life of Poet will be on display at Blue State Coffee at 300 Thayer Street in Providence during March and April. Opening reception is Friday, February 29th from 7 to 10 pm. I will be there. As will my homemade baked desserts.
Admission and desserts are free. I, however, charge $650 for twenty minutes […]

42 - Born Again
57 - The Marine Corps
58 - The Nightmare 

60 - It’s Morning in Biology
66 - Kill the Quarterback
67 - Kill the Quarterback, Part II 

73 - Devices of Adolescent Torture
77 - A Memorable New Year
78 - African-American Dream Simulator

79 - Spirit Day
82 - Saint Valentine’s Day
84 - Unbearable Nonviolence

Just added today:
86 - El Rey de Mexico y El Asesino del Granjero
87 - Future is Disjunction
88 - Ass-Kicking Rock Awesomeness

Big update today — the Kings and Kingmakers series, comprising seven strips.
Kings and Kingmakers, Part I

Not some of my best work, but here’s three more:
 89 - Simple Pleasures
98 - The Superficialist, Part I
99 - The Superficialist, Part II

For those of you not familiar with the story about Ben’s father (as mentioned in this week’s strip, The Common Element), I’ve uploaded the backstory, which is really just one strip long.
 85 - The Absence of the Father (warning: sad)

97 - Same Summer, Separate Worlds 

100 - The Lens Artisan
 101 - Get a Vasectomy
 102 - The Gang of Nerds

 Uploaded this week by special request: all-time favorite the Hitler strip:
80 - Hitler & Himmler 
Also uploaded, 104-108, “The Upgrades” series (aka “MechaPoet”):
 104 - The Upgrades, Part I

It is a sad state of affairs when one of the most commonly-searched phrases leading to my website is “things to do instead of having sex.” I hope my strip helps those kids by teaching them the truth about sex, which is that having anal sex with a girl means you’re secretly gay.
142 - Things […]

Lucky you. This week I’m finally putting up one of the all-time greats, “Holy War, The Game.” A colleague noted it might be more aptly titled “Holy Holy Hippos.”
109 - Holy War, The Game
110 - The Toothbrush Manager
111 - The Required Strip About Scrabble
112 - The Fathead Translation Cortex

A couple of my all-time favorites in this batch:
115 - Girls Like Big Muscles
114 - What Sustains Us
113 - Passive Resistance

The following strips have been uploaded:
116 - The Death Sonnet
117 - The Death Sonnet Part II 
118 - Halloween 2006 — Two Dogs
119 - Halloween Vengeance 

Check the Master Archives for the latest uploads.

For anyone who’s still paying attention, I have been on hiatus for six weeks. This week marks my return and begins a new phase in joke-making and comic stripping. Those of you reading my print publications will see new material starting next week, and those of you who only have access to the website will […]

The Canadian dollar is now worth the same as the American dollar. As an American, I would like to concede and congratulate our northern neighbors on a hard-fought battle. As a cash-and-commodity-conscious US citizen, I cannot but marvel at the equal value (and soon-to-be greater value) of Canadian citizens. Therefore, we surrender everything to […]

In case you haven’t already seen it:

Yeah he was being a dick, but if dickishness was all it took to get arrested, Bill O’Reilly would have been beheaded by now. I think there are a lot of us out there who would like those very questions answered: why was the 2004 election not contested? Why […]

“Popular culture” is a phrase often used to denote American and other Western mass media — film, television, music, the internet, etc. The intention of denoting it “popular” may be to lessen the vexation over the plain fact that “popular culture” is real American culture. Describing it as “popular” makes it the domain of EVERYONE […]

There are still a lot of changes and improvements to be made to this site and I will be working on them daily, time permitting. The backlog of strips I must reformat and post goes back all the way to the beginning, which constitutes now a total of over 160 strips, but posting at least […]

I think this is already on every blog in the world (including many of those douche’s blogs) but I’ll put it up anyway to test my video plugin.

Hey, it worked!

Because no website these days would be complete without the long-winded unfounded ramblings of every wannabe intellectual on the planet, this section will soon contain all my long-winded unfounded ramblings. But first I need to fix some things. This website is a mess.

This is my new, redesigned site, unfinished. As of this news post, I have zero strips up and there are so many formatting and navigation problems I don’t know where to start. But I was spending too much time on the minutiae, and decided putting it up unfinished would motivate me to get the important […]