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1. Christopher says:
   

   Transcript for “Death Sonnet: Resurrection V”

   1) Poet: Okay. There’s Marissa’s house. As soon as Ben passes that lightpost, we commence operation Black Mask.
   Albert: This is fun! I’ve never kidnapped anyone before!
   2) P: Phase one is intercept. I’ve mapped out positions for three different contingencies.
   A: OOO! This baklava itches! Why do we have to wear baklavas?
   3) P: It’s balaclava. All kidnappers wear balaclavas. Now look, phase two is procurement and phase three is rendition.
   A: Hey, why do you have me with a roll of duct tape.
   4) P: Huh? You’re the tape man?
   A: I thought I was “The Hangman”!
   5) P: I’m the hangman! We agreed I get the coolest name!
   A: SHHH! He’s coming out!
   6) P: Turn on your radio. Maintain radio silence at all times.
   A: I don’t have a radio.
   7) P: Initiating stage one in three…..two…..
   8.) P: YAAAA!
   B: AAAA! TERRORISTS!
   9) P: No, we’re kidnappers. Do you mind if we kidnap you?
   B: Oh. Sure.
   10) P: INITIATE PHASE B!!! GOGOGO!
   B: This is fun! I’ve never been kidnapped before!

   Notes:
   None at this time.

   March 21st, 2008 at 3:59 pm

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